2 mexicans lost in the desert and nearly dead,one says to the other
"is that a tree in the distance"
"yes it is"
so off they run towards it,the closer they get they see rashers of bacon all over it
"were saved"
so one runs towards it and just as he's going to get there,some one shoots him in the back
agghhhhhh he says,"dont come any closer dont come any closer"he shouts to his mate
"why" he shouts back
"because its not a bacon tree"
"what is it then" he shouts back"
its a HAMBUSH
